Aboy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher : "Miss why did you send me a call??"

Maendeleo ya kweli na yenye tija kwa wengi yanaanzia kwako wewe binafsi, ili kudhibitisha kuwa ni kweli bofya picha hii.

1. Aboy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher : "Miss why did you send me a call??"

Teacher: "I didn't"

Boy: "Well my phone says I got a miss call ".

2. Lady: is this my train? 

Station master: No it belongs to the Railway company

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. 

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

3. Teacher: "John, why are you late??"

John: "Sir, because of sign."

Teacher: "What sign??"

John: "A sign that said 'Go slowly, School Ahead' "

4. Polly: "Does your grandmother read the Bible??"

Elaine: "Sure does. Day and night "

Polly: "But why does she read it so much?

Elaine: "I guess she's cramming for her finals.

Siku zote bahati yako iko mikononi mwako tu, ili kudhibitisha kuwa ni kweli bofya kwenye picha iliyopo hapa chini.

Never let a problem become an excuse. Put your Problem in Proper Perspective. What is the secret ingredient of tough people that enables them to succeed? Why do they survive the tough times when others are overcome by them? Why do they win when others lose? Why do they soar when others sink? The answer is very simple. It's all in how they perceive their problems.

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Filed Under: ENGLISH NEWS on Saturday, October 15, 2016